Chapter 3: The Lion, the Tape, and

Chapter 3: The Lion, the Tape, and the
Wardrobe
Hangover - The Lion, The Tape, and The
Wardrobe... Oh and the Corpse
"Hey look theres Bossun, walking as drunk as I
thought he would..." Himeko said as we watch
the video.
"Why am I in a hoody? And why am I holding a
glass of wi- Holy Shit!"
"So, I threw the bottle, and it just ignited
automatically... How does that work?"
"Shhh... Just look..."
"Wow did that guy just give me a bag full of
cash..."
"You're the one who walked away..."
"I was drunk!"
"Shut up you two! This video may not have
sound, but I'm pretty you, Bossun can figure out
what happened..."
"Okay, let me just put o- Hey! Who's goggles are
these... Where the hell are my goggles!"
"Just use it for now..."
"Okay..."
"Hmm... I came in wasted, but that's obvious...
When I threw my bottle of wine it blew out like a
molotov coctail, So since I threw it to the left
side of the building, the bank, Which means there
was some type of fire... Maybe a smoker... The
only bank in Tokyo that allows smoking is the
national transit bank...
"I went to the national transit bank! *Cough*
Cough*"
"Bossun your awsome!"
"Let's go! There must be someone around there
that knew abit about us..."
"Wait a minute... You said we won 50 million
yen last night... At that bastard's casino... But
we couldn't have spent all our money back
there... We spent it at another casino!"
"That's good... But not enough... There are
dozens of casinos in Japan..."
"You're right... The amount of chips we have
here in your room is worth a hundred thousand
yen..."
"Oh god, I need to poop..."
"Are you serious..."
"Just let me go to your bathroom!"
"Fine it's right there..."
"Okay thanks"
"Oh hey lion... Aah! It's a lion!" I said as I ran
out of the bathroom...
"Switch! There's a lion in your bathroom!"
"Wait, what?! How?!"
"I don't know! Look for something to net him
down!"
"I have a net in my wardrobe"
"Get it! The lock can't hold him forever!"
"Holy shit! There's a dead guy in my closet!"
Switch turned his speaker volume to max.
"What is going on here! First I found me and
Himeko kissed last night, then..."
"You two kissed! I would be so happy if I wasn't
so freaked out right now!"
"Switch grab the poker chips, Himeko carry the
corpse, I'll make a net"
"Why do I have to carry the corpse?"
"Because I don't want you to get hurt by this
lion, and Switch can't carry the corpse, he's too
dang weak!"
"So you want me to carry the corpse because
I'm the only one strong enough?!"
"I want you to carry the corpswe because I care
for the both of you, so get out!" Himeko's faced
turned pink after I said that.
"O... Okay! C'mon Switch!"
"Kk"
"What the hell is keke?"
"I meant to say kay kay"
"Oh alri-"
"The lock's broken! The lion's loose!"
"He's blocked the door!"
"Jump through the window!"
"Are you serious?!"
"It's either that or being mauled by a lion..."
"Fine..."
"three, two-"
"Jump!"
"Did you jump at two? Why did you make me
jump at two?! I was scared shitless!"
"I'm sorry... But hey atleast we avoided the
lion..."
"Actually, a lion counts as a cat..."
"So?"
"A cat always lands on all fours... Wait, wheres
Bossun?" As Switch said those Himeko turned
around to realize I was gone...
"Just taking a headstart...(whistles)"
"Bossun we can't leave I'm carrying a goddanm
corpse!"
"Oh... Huh... I forgot about him..."
"Whe... Where am I?!"
"Holy shit he's alive!