Lagu eminem yang aku May I have you

Lagu eminem yang aku May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem

“Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals..” Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus 2X]

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fu*k him and fu*k you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fu*k like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a fu*k!”
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fu*k it, let’s all stand uptahu liriknya adalah without me

Hasil (Inggris) 1:

The song eminem who I May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here ...Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJAWS all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorand started whoopin her ass worse than beforethey first were divorced, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)It's the return of the ... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? "And Dr. Dre said ... nothing you idiots!Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha ha!)Feminist women love Eminem"Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-whatFlippin the you-know-who, "" Yeah, but he's so cute though! "Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin on in your parents ' bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can'tbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?"We ain't nothing but mammals .." Well, some of us cannibalswho cut other people open like cantaloupesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[* EWWW! *] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes[Chorus 2 x]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;well I do, so fu * k him and fu * k you too!You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsso I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durstand hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little bitch, put me on blast on MTV"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"I should download her audio on MP3and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VDI'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is habits that annoy meso I have been sent here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like mewho cuss like me; who just don't give a fu * k like mewho dress like me; walk, talk and act like meand just might be the next best thing but not quite me![Chorus]I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin youthings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itin front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mic and spit itand whether you like to admit it [* ERR *] I just shit itbetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiumsIt's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin home flirtingPinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with JergensAnd I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkinHe could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion ringsOr in the parkin lot, circlingScreaming "I don't give a fu * k!"with his windows down and his system upSo, will the real Shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controland one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?[Chorus 4 x]Ha haGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of usFu * k it, let's all stand lyrics are uptahu without me

Hasil (Inggris) 2:

Eminem song I May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here ..

Y 'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the ... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he did not just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said ... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem

"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though "
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can not
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you MIGHT just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel do not they?
"We is not nothing but Mammals .." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can not elope
[* EWWW! *] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave guide pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus 2X]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So will not the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up , please stand up?

Will Smith do not gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fu * k him and fu * k you too!
you think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you Critics can not even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, would not it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she Gave head to first
you little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you Gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just do not give a fu * k like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just MIGHT be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I do not gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and Whether you like to admit it [* ERR *] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up Reviews These albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the Nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm Jackin off with Jergens
And I'm gerry but this whole bag of Viagra is not working
and every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I do not give a fu * k!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
and put one of Reviews those fingers on each hand up?
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fu * k it, let's all stand uptahu lyrics is without me