BOCAH CERDAS-Tole: baru masuk SD ke

BOCAH CERDAS
-Tole: baru masuk SD kelas 1, hari
pertama dia sdh protes sama ibu
guru.. “Bu.. sy seharusnya duduk di
kelas 3..”
Bu guru nya heran.. “Kenapa kamu
yakin begitu..?”
Tole menjawab dg mantap..”Soalnya
saya lebih pintar dr kakak saya yg
sekarang kelas 3..”
Akhirnya bu guru membawa Tole ke
ruang KepSek..Setelah diceritakan
oleh bu guru, pak KepSek mencoba
menguji Tole lsg dg berbagai materi
pelajaran murid kelas 3 SD..
+Kepsek: Berapa 16 dikali 26?
-Tole: 416
+Kepsek: Perang Diponegoro ber lsg
tahun berapa?
-Tole: 1825-1830
+Kepsek: Siapa penemu lampu
bohlam?
-Tole: Thomas Alfa Edison
+Kepsek: Hewan yg memakan daging
dan tumbuhan termasuk golongan
apa?
-Tole: omnivora
Setelah beberapa pertanyaan, pak
Kepsek bilang ke ibu guru”Kelihatan
nya Tole memang cerdas, saya rasa
bisa masuk dikelas 3..”
Tapi ibu guru masih blm yakin “coba
sy tes lg pak kepsek..” kata bu guru.
+Ibu guru: Benda apakah yg huruf
pertamanya K.. huruf terakhirnya L..
yg bisa menjadi tegang, bisa lemas.?
(mendengar pertanyaan bu guru pak
Kepsek melongo kaget..)
-Tole: Ketapel..
+Ibu guru: OK, sekarang apakah yg
huruf pertamanya M.. huruf terakhir
K.. ditengah benda itu ada kacang
nya?.. (pak kepsek makin melongo..
sambil melap keringat di jidatnya..)
-Tole: Martabak..
+Ibu guru: OK, berikut..Kegiatan apa
kah yg biasa dilakukan anak remaja
dikamar mandi dg gerakan yg ber
ulang2.., huruf pertamanya M, huruf
terakhir I..?(pak kepsek makin salah
tingkah denger pertanyaan bu guru)
-Tole: Menggosok Gigi..
+Ibu guru: Kegiatan apakah yg biasa
dilakukan pria dan wanita yg lg
pacaran dimalam hari, huruf
pertamanya N, huruf terakhir T.. (pak
kepsek nyaris pingsan denger
pertanyaan terakhir..)
-Tole: Nonton Midnight..
Sebelum bu guru melanjutkan perta
nyaan, pak kepsek memotong… “ibu
guru.. Tole masukin ke universitas
aja… sy aja dr td salah terus
jawabnya...
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SMART BOY-Tole: just entered ELEMENTARY SCHOOL class 1, yesterdayfirst she protests the same sdh motherthe teacher ... "Bu ... sy should sit in3rd class. .. "BU his teachers wonder.. "Why do yousure so..? "Tole replied to dg steadily. " SoalnyaI would outshine my brother wrote3. class now. "Eventually bu teachers bring to Tolespace KepSek ... After being toldby bu teachers, Mr. KepSek trytest the Tole lsg dg various materialslesson grade 3 pupil SD. ..+ Kepsek: how the 16 multiplied by 26?-Tole: 416+ Kepsek: the Java war ber lsgHow many years?-Tole: 1825-1830+ Kepsek: who the inventor of the light bulbthe bulb?-Tole: Thomas Alfa Edison+ Kepsek: animal wrote eat meatand plants including theWhat is it?-Tole: omnivorousAfter a few questions, Mr.Kepsek said to the teacher "Lookhis Tole indeed smart, I think3. entry processed. "But the teacher still blm sure "trySy kepsek Pack of lg test.. "says bu teachers.+ Teacher: Objects whether the reply letterhis first K. .. his last letter L.YG can become strained, could limp.?(hear questions bu teacher PackKepsek ogle surprised.)-Tole: Catapult ...+ Teacher: OK, now do replyletters M. .. last letterK.. There were peanuts in the Middlehim? ... (Mr. kepsek makin ogle ...While melap sweat in jidatnya.)-Murtabak: Tole ...+ Teacher: OK, here ... What activitiesKah yg do older childrenin bed with bath movement yg berulang2.., his first letter M, letterlast I. ..? (Mr. kepsek makin wrongthe vagaries of denger questions bu teachers)-Tole: Brushing My Teeth ...+ Teacher: activities are commonplacedo men and women yg lgnight time courtship days, lettersfirst N, the last letter T. .. (Packkepsek almost fainted dengerthe last question ..)-Tole: Watch The Midnight ...Before continuing teacher pritha bunyaan kepsek, pak cut ... "motherthe teacher ... Tole enter into UniversityAJA ... sy aja dr td wrong keepand he said ...hxhxhxhhxhxhxhhxhxxjust entertainment purposes only